So much happening lately. First you have the Governor trying to rewrite two centuries of economic theory by proclaiming that
competition would raise prices. Then he told us that
privatization would raise prices
if taxes were raised...because we all know private stores
set their own taxes.
Plenty of stupid, but wait, there's more! Not to be outdone, the brain trust at the ISSU (Independent State Store Union) came up with
this gem:
"Limited competition negatively impacts convenience." (They called it a "disaster," too.) I gotta ask: if
limited competition has a negative impact on convenience,
what does NO competition -- like with the PLCB -- do? Don't forget, this is the union of the
managers. We're not nuts about the service level at the State Stores, but you almost have to cut the workers some slack if this is what they have to deal with every day.
Proving that the ISSU doesn't have a lock on stupid, the UFCW (United Food and Commercial Workers) comes up with this gem: privatization will cause a
loss of selection and higher prices...and somehow, at the same time,
increase drinking. Sounds like they've fully embraced
Wolfonomics. As everyone knows, the Governor thinks -- all things being equal --
increased prices result in
more sales. It's a
cornerstone of
Wolfonomics, the corollary to Wolf's dramatic new theory that
competition leads to higher prices. Forbes presented a
brilliant exposition of
Wolfonomics recently: "Opponents Of Private Liquor Sales Claim State Monopolies Serve Customers Better." Take a moment to read it, it's quite good. (I'm talking to you,
Governor Wolf.)
While there can be no excuse for such idiocy in a government office or organizational headquarters, it does bleed down to some of the common folk. Internet newspaper comment columns are full of people who know the PLCB made $550 million in "profit" (some think they made $1 billion in profits!), apparently believing that taxes will disappear if sales are privatized, and that other taxes will automatically go up to make up for these mysteriously disappearing booze taxes. (Tip to you: the booze taxes aren't going anywhere. Not a chance.) There are self-styled economists who don't know that revenue isn't the same as profit, and that neither of them include taxes. There are folks who think that every privately employed liquor store salesperson is or will be on welfare, and that nobody will be hired even if the amount of stores double, triple, or even quadruple.

I especially love the ones who say
they don't drink, and then proceed to tell us that the PLCB can get you anything you
need...and you shouldn't
complain, the implication (sometimes openly stated) being that if you do complain,
you're an alcoholic. Or they tell us that the State Stores have the
best prices in the country, or that we are
safer because of the State Stores, when in fact we are
barely mediocre in that respect.
Other favorites are this one woman who didn't want
privatization because there
wouldn't be any Mom & Pop stores so it was better to keep the PLCB...
which has no Mom & Pop stores. Kinda makes your brain hurt, don't it? One gentleman told me that Walmart will get all the licenses, all 14,000, because it is payback for supporting Republicans.
(The facts are that the only free-spending "special interests" in this fight are the unions, and they just got their 'payback' from Wolf's veto. The retailers and the producers/importers are staying out of it, because they know the PLCB will retaliate if privatization doesn't pass.) Can't forget the guy who
knew there are 18 states
exactly like PA for alcohol sales. I don't think he gets out much. Nothing wrong with having an
educated opinion, but you gotta laugh at some of these.
Of course, the real oddballs are in the legislature, but you can read about them everywhere.
Until the next time -- keep buying out of state!