Thursday, November 5, 2015

Please donate to the PLCB Super-PAC

Based on the previous leadership of the PLCB, we all know they want more than just a simple feeding at the public trough. Booze, jobs, trips, sporting events, and men's clubs are just some of the extra perks they were looking for.

How can we use that to get the PLCB to actually do some of the things that we, the citizens, wanrt? Enter the PLCB Super-PAC. Those PLCB officials can't coordinate with the PAC to tell us what they want, but we can guess pretty well. Sure, thanks to Governor Tom "Don't Take That Cookie" Wolf, they've signed another "I'll be a good boy" pledge, but that hasn't stopped anything in the past. Besides, they won't be asking for anything and we won't be giving them anything.  It will all be leased or loaned for "research"  (nudge nudge, wink wink)
This could be the new PLCBMobile
Imagine that a new Porsche shows up in the PLCB's driveway with a note saying it is free to use for as long as the agency wants; maybe the director of product selection should try it out. (P.S. We want more different flavored vodkas.) See how well that has worked in the past! Imagine how we citizens can make over the state stores.  Want more than one or two bitters? A reservation at Barclay Prime or Prime Rib at the Warwick in Philly for the Board may be all it takes.

Real innovative ideas like a specialty spirits shop in Philly and Pittsburgh may take a bit more ingenuity: maybe letting a few Directors "find" a pre-paid week's worth of tennis lessons at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai. I'm sure the PAC can think of something.

This could be Mike and Skip!


Please make your non-tax deductible contribution to the PLCB Super-PAC, so another generation of Pennsylvanians don't have to suffer like we have for the past 82 years. If they won't privatize, we'll just have to pay them to act normal.

Do it for the children.

Paypal, Visa, Mastercard, American Express, K-Mart, Target, and Diner's Club accepted,
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