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Looks like the Legislature's been here... |
I'm looking at HB790, the proposal that Governor Corbett has put forward for privatization of the the State Store System, and it's becoming clear what the Legislature is in this for:
the money. It's not about us, it's not about doing the right thing, it's not about doing what we want,
it's about the money.
It's about
campaign donations from the unions and businesses, it's about the
tax revenue, it's about the
shiny promise of a billion bucks in
"windfall" money from license fees and wholesaler fees and higher fines and continuing fees... And like I always tell people in
other states when
their legislators want to raise booze taxes,
where do you think all that money's going to come from? Duh, guys:
out of your pockets. Because the wholesalers and the retailers aren't going to
eat that increase (and
no reason we should expect them to), it's
part of the price of goods. So the higher the license fees...
the higher the prices. It's just a tax under another name. Why, much as I'm pissed about Representative Taylor's planned amendment for HB790,
at least he recognizes that, and lowered those fees.
The problem is that
the Legislature doesn't look at the booze business like we do: producers and wholesalers and retailers all bringing the wines, spirits, and beers we love to shelves near us, hopefully sold by folks who have the same kind of passion for it that we do (or, hey, by guys who want to make picking up the basics quick and easy).
They don't look at it like those in the industry do, as a fair business that makes a decent profit and pays good wages.
They don't even look at it like MADD and the neo-prohibitionists do, as the devil's handmaidens, selling pure liquid evil.
No,
the Legislature looks at the booze business -- brewers, distillers, vintners, importers; wholesalers, retailers; bars, delis, restaurants, taverns, stadium concessions -- as a
big piñata, stuffed full of
revenue, the money that
makes things work in Harrisburg. Yes, the money that
builds roads (and
drips down to corrupt the fat cats), and pays for the State Police, and higher education, and state parks, and so on and so on, and it's also the money that gets
doled out to make friends happy, and pay for
patronage work, and all the semi-shady
crap that's been going on in Harrisburg...it's all
revenue, and that's really how the Legislature sees the booze business: a
piñata, dangling in front of them,
bulging with bucks, and the stick's in their hands.
Step right up, Senator! See the beer distributors, gorged with the fruits of their semi-monopoly? WHACK! The bars, making money in cash, helped along by the limited competition the licensing system creates? WHACK! The wholesalers, a layer of markup forced onto the others by three-tier laws -- WHACK! -- the brewers, newly successful craft brewers and the roaring Yuengling -- WHACK! -- Pennsylvania's wineries, ignored by the State Store but making people happy with festival fun -- WHACK! --the new distillers, better teach them how it works before they get too big -- WHACK! -- and the grocers and drugstores, wow, new blood! -- WHACK! WHACK!
WHACK!
And then...the
piñata breaks. The revenue tumbles out! Oh boy,
grab it, shovel it into your committee bags,
scoop it up to take home to your campaign contributors! Don't worry about the
broken shell of the
piñata. Don't worry; the system has
limped along for decades, made to work by
dedicated people who worked
within the ridiculous cage of complicated laws you made, who
did their best to try to bring the citizens what other states' peoples took for granted.
It doesn't matter if you don't get this right: you've been
ignoring what's wrong with the State Store System for over 40 years, you can
ignore the mess you're going to make with
privatization, too.
Don't let this happen. Call your representatives, email them,
visit them if you can. Go to Facebook, tell Representative Taylor that you want real privatization, not some watered-down "modernization." Here are some talking points, bullet points, really.
- License fees are too damned high.
- There are too many different types of license, and the mistake of the "case law" is repeated in multiples with all the different arbitrary limits on how much each license can sell in one transaction.
- Beer distributors should not be charged a special fee to sell sixpacks, and there shouldn't be a minimum sale of a sixpack: do away with these ridiculous minimum and maximum sales altogether.
- Privatize fully, NOW. Give them 6 months.
Don't break the system to get at all the money inside. Free it up, and collect the extra taxes you'll get when people no longer feel the need, the urge, to avoid the
screwed-up mess we have and buy across the border.
And most of all...
there is no windfall. If the State Store System
really were the "valuable public asset" the unions keep trying to tell us it is, some company would be offering you money to take it over and run it.
It's not. It's an annoyance. The people of the state despise it, and can't wait to see it gone.
Forcing the new licensees to pay for it is just...
whacking the piñata.
The State Stores have had 80 years to get it right. They haven't, they won't. Game over. PRIVATIZE.