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By now, you all must know that
Governor Wolf has declared that the
State Store System of Stores is
CLOSED, nominally because of the
COVID-19 pandemic. Shut down as of 9 PM on
St. Patrick's Day, of all
inane coincidences. What's more, the PLCB's FWGS
website is
no longer delivering booze to your door (you know, because
they never really wanted to anyway), AND the
licensee "service centers" are also closed (all the bars are
closed anyway, except for takeout food and beer, two things with which the PLCB is entirely uninterested).
Wow. And
as I was writing this earlier, Wolf
issued a proclamation (link will download a PDF of the letter)
shutting down ALL licensee operations that involve
selling food or drink (of
any kind) for
consumption on premises. Take-out/to-go is still allowed, but one wonders for how long (see below). The only exception is for
hotel room service.
Note:
licensee operations only. Restaurants, lunch counters, etc. that are NOT licensed are still asked to
voluntarily limit operation to take-out only. Wolf is doing this under the authority of
The Almighty Liquor Code: "The PLCB, upon authorization from the Governor, has the
authority under the Liquor Code (47 P.S. §4-462) to
mandate the closure of licensed establishments in
times of emergency."
Here's what you see when you go to
Ye Olde Fine Wine Et Goode Spyrites site of Web:
Reaction has been mixed. There was an
insane rush to the stores, people
standing in line for half an hour, as if they were
Fine Bottled Water and Good Toilet Paper Shops. People say, oh, you don't need booze (
idiots). Or they say,
booze is as necessary as groceries and medicine, which, if you
really think that, then why
didn't you tell your state rep that
years ago and get it out of
the state's incompetent control? Eh, another missed opportunity.
Back to today. Why did the governor
close the State Stores, and
not close
beer distributors, not close the
sales rooms of wineries, distilleries, or breweries (yes, and meaderies and cideries and kvasserei)?
Simply because he could, most likely, and
possibly because of union pressure. Naturally enough,
why is
not a question that's been
asked of Wolf directly. It's
much more important that we do 'flatten the curve' and get this damned virus under control.
Believe me, that's absolutely true.
Retail operations, particularly small ones, are going to
take a whupping here, and that's going to be
disastrous for the economy.
But that's not what we're here to talk about.
It's about the opportunity to finally put an end to the ridiculous State Store System of Stores.
Rahm Emanuel's famous quote was about the 2008 recession. He followed the famous part with this:
"This is an opportunity, what used to be long-term problems, be they in the health care area, energy area, education area, fiscal area, tax area, regulatory reform area, things that we have postponed for too long, that were long-term, are now immediate and must be dealt with."
Are the State Stores an
immediate problem? Are they one that "
must be dealt with"?
Of course not. I'm not a fool. No one's livelihood or survival is
threatened by the continued existence of this
Relic of Repeal, this Fossil of Prohibition.
But it is definitely falls under "thing that we have postponed for too long," making this is a
unique opportunity to deal with it. The State Stores will be closed for at least two weeks, probably more. And the Governor, a
Democratic governor, has openly
admitted that
the State Stores are not necessary to serve the needs of the citizens of the state.
He did? When did he say that? In the
letter to Pennsylvania businesses (dated March 14) from
Wolf's Secretaries of Health, and Community and Economic Development, there is a list of descriptions of
"non-essential businesses" that are asked to close. At the end of that list, there are
these bullet points:
NOTE: Liquor stores will begin an orderly closure. Individuals can still buy wine and beer at grocery stores with PLCB licenses
NOTE: Restaurants should stay open for carry-out and delivery only
You see? The State Stores can close
because people can still buy wine at grocery stores and restaurants. Of course they can, and
they do, in
huge, growing amounts.
If the
State would
allow grocery stores (and
beer distributors, and restaurants, and
deli licenses, and private clubs) to
sell spirits by the bottle -- and really, why not?
It's all the same alcohol! -- we could just
leave the State Stores closed. Never open them again.
It's not that hard.
Have an auction, sell off the inventory, and have
time for
new businesses to
get licenses and open with
former State Store employees at the register (or
at the helm, why not?).
At the very least, the Legislature should
immediately adjust
The Almighty Liquor Code to allow
licensees -- grocery stores, bars,
and beer distributors to add off-premise, take-out
spirits sales. End this
ridiculous prejudice against spirits. Let mom pick up
a bottle of Bailey's at the Giant Eagle.
And do away with the stupid cafe requirements (because...we're only doing
take-out now, and the world hasn't ended)
, and the childish "buy four bottles and step outside the door" limit. What ridiculous
bullshit is that,
anyway?
We could do this. It's just waiting to happen.
"...it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before." Clearly
Governor Wolf is ready.
PRIVATIZE. And if we can't do that,
take the spirits monopoly away from the State Stores. The grocery stores have
earned it, beer distributors have
earned it by
staying open during the
crisis...something the
State Stores weren't prepared to do.